A Directioner from Phoenix Arizona. June 10th 2012 was the day of my death. Ziam & Nosh are the OTPS. 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sh_min=600; } swide=sw_min; shigh=sh_min; } function createDiv(height, width) { var div=document.createElement(“div”); div.style.position=”absolute”; div.style.height=height+”px”; div.style.width=width+”px”; div.style.overflow=”hidden”; return (div); } function newColour() { var c=new Array(); c[0]=255; c[1]=Math.floor(Math.random()*256); c[2]=Math.floor(Math.random()*(256-c[1]/2)); c.sort(function(){return (0.5 - Math.random());}); return (“rgb(“+c[0]+”, “+c[1]+”, “+c[2]+”)”); } // ]]> var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); Tumblr (3.0; @zaynkeepsmesane)http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zi0j7fdS1qbptqgo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zi0j7fdS1qbptqgo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41760838633http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41760838633Mon, 28 Jan 2013 23:08:36 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nepetaleijon.tumblr.com/post/33143400879/well-if-troy-can-tell-his-secret-than-i-can-tell">nepetaleijon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbk5vxmrmb1qlje6h.png"/></p> <p>i bake</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbk5whTWJ61qlje6h.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbk5x0x0ky1qlje6h.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41760816802http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41760816802Mon, 28 Jan 2013 23:08:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f74f5ceea1626e9d854b909a211aa86e/tumblr_mhac3hbboA1r8i7noo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07a09d057be394fdac15f7b816a75527/tumblr_mhac3hbboA1r8i7noo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small><strong>L</strong>ouis getting hit by a huge ball and then laughing during Kiss You. </small></em></p> </blockquote>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41637097064http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41637097064Sun, 27 Jan 2013 15:50:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrjthDbuh1r23p09o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41373199372http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41373199372Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:51:43 -0500<p>friendly reminder that Harry turns 19 next week</p>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41372896053http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/41372896053Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:46:00 -0500<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F73417827&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://louistomlinsons.tumblah.com/post/39516743883/i-know-some-of-the-lyrics-dont-make-sense-but">tomlensons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I know some of the lyrics don’t make sense but <strong><em>this is all for fun</em></strong>. I got an ask asking to remix Taylor’s song “Better Than Revenge” so I did. I call this remix, “<strong>There is nothing we do better than fuck up other celebrities lives</strong>”<br/><br/> Lyrics:</p> <p>The story starts when it was cold and it was winter and…</p> <p>It was my break and i was blogging until 4AM<br/>she came along, and she started writing songs with ed<br/>next thing you know she’s having sex with harry in her bed<br/><br/>I never saw it coming, wouldn’t have suspected it<br/>I underestimated just who I was dealing with<br/>She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum<br/>She underestimated just who she was stealing from<br/><br/>She’s not a saint<br/>And she’s not what you think<br/>says our fandom oh<br/>and she’s better known<br/>For the boys that she writes</p> <p>on her album, whoa<br/>Soon she’s gonna find<br/>Stealing other people’s boys<br/>On the internet won’t<br/>Make you many fans<br/>She should keep in mind<br/>She should keep in mind<br/>There is nothing we do better than fuck up other celebrities lives<br/><br/>She looks at us like we’re all 12 and she’s superior <br/>We look at her like she’s a whore and she’s inferior <br/>I think her ever-present smile is untrustworthy <br/>And she thinks we’re psycho ‘cause we like to rhyme her name with things<br/><br/>But relationships aren’t about how famous or who you are<br/>or all your breakups that you write about with your guitar<br/>you dont seem to know that when you’re famous so it’s up to me<br/>But no amount of floral dresses gives you dignity<br/><br/><br/>She’s not a saint<br/>And she’s not what you think<br/>says our fandom oh<br/>and she’s better known<br/>For the boys that she writes</p> <p>on her album, whoa<br/>Soon she’s gonna find<br/>Stealing other people’s boys<br/>On the internet won’t<br/>Make you many fans<br/>She should keep in mind<br/>She should keep in mind<br/>There is nothing we do better than fuck up other celebrities lives<br/><br/>We’re just another thing for you<br/>To roll your eyes at, honey<br/>You might have him but haven’t you heard<br/>We’re just another thing for you<br/>To roll your eyes at, honey<br/>You might have him but we always get the last word<br/>Whoa<br/><br/>She’s not a saint<br/>And she’s not what you think<br/>says our fandom oh<br/>and she’s better known<br/>For the boys that she writes</p> <p>on her album, whoa<br/>Soon she’s gonna find<br/>Stealing other people’s boys<br/>On the internet won’t<br/>Make you many fans<br/>She should keep in mind<br/>She should keep in mind<br/>There is nothing we do better than fuck up other celebrities lives<br/><br/>Do you still feel like you know what you’re doing?<br/>‘Cause I don’t think you do. Oh.<br/>Do you still feel like you know what you’re doing?<br/>I don’t think you do<br/>I don’t think you do<br/>Let’s hear the applause<br/>Come on show me how much better you are (so much better, yeah)<br/>So you deserve some applause ‘cause you’re so much better<br/>She took him faster than you could say “sabotage”</p> </blockquote>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39536353056http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39536353056Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:05:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbs4z2PEWF1qklju2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbs4z2PEWF1qklju2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39536328258http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39536328258Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:05:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8743bf6dd3501d674b2e32e1ba6786b3/tumblr_mfyrewOPeZ1rnpjzxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39536302756http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39536302756Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:05:23 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iy61w4V21qfhh12o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iy61w4V21qfhh12o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iy61w4V21qfhh12o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iy61w4V21qfhh12o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iy61w4V21qfhh12o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iy61w4V21qfhh12o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div><small>Guys, we wanna say a couple of thank yous<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPfKWOWqcyc&feature=player_embedded">…</a></small></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525134779http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525134779Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:57:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f8aa43b217460321711a39339ab5540/tumblr_mey9wmg2sV1rqiwgso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525065880http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525065880Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:56:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c83afc939e7e366e783914213ed3204/tumblr_mfz1ggE8fK1s1wecbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/baf201d0ef78f0da38cbc969c31542e3/tumblr_mfz1ggE8fK1s1wecbo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87a5cd142b821f0a113dce2057768e7b/tumblr_mfz1ggE8fK1s1wecbo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a85695e895c81923bc514ce95039561c/tumblr_mfz1ggE8fK1s1wecbo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7eac032c948dd35c4d9a9f8cfb84cd89/tumblr_mfz1ggE8fK1s1wecbo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b4f3ae4a38051a06ff79f27ff655bf8/tumblr_mfz1ggE8fK1s1wecbo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc88ae7d1edf6097c5b9fc2fd9bf1493/tumblr_mfz1ggE8fK1s1wecbo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525061459http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525061459Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:56:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7fo5sjLd1qlqigpo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niallhor-icant.tumblr.com/post/37440256544/spoonfulofpayne-because-who-doesnt-want-a">niallhor-icant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spoonfulofpayne.tumblr.com/post/36766208076/because-who-doesnt-want-a-frolicking-harry-styles">spoonfulofpayne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>because who doesn’t want a frolicking Harry Styles on their blog?</p> </blockquote> <p>nobody.</p> </blockquote>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525046873http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525046873Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:56:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b66d9e940576db4c78bbd20caecfa4f0/tumblr_mf3f3j1DxL1r9sdp5o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b367077ab1f3071c9056fc5d2ba8d423/tumblr_mf3f3j1DxL1r9sdp5o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cba6f4f9aab71457617be24c6681ddb4/tumblr_mf3f3j1DxL1r9sdp5o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b3d0ecd8ab1d719dd72b63797bfda07/tumblr_mf3f3j1DxL1r9sdp5o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a615cc28f0df0a7167dfae417e2bc649/tumblr_mf3f3j1DxL1r9sdp5o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc1e0cf498e20d291d693789b3860160/tumblr_mf3f3j1DxL1r9sdp5o6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525032307http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525032307Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:56:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b82565f75d19d8746ce1db9596d2398a/tumblr_mg0l6vpJx41qh787go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525024799http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525024799Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:56:28 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdd0f4ca0f9821f0df825d2b5e986702/tumblr_mfmclh3U0H1qfdwsio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525012396http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39525012396Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:56:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/206d3b9a1ed05f5d194f14bf5f57a757/tumblr_mfwar3DZq21qihhy5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524951552http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524951552Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:55:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fdbacf69539889f88f01d4bb3054b8d6/tumblr_mg0lh3Ti0E1qfvtzto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524818444http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524818444Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:54:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d08993c7ca85d5a8bfbcd88ed75837aa/tumblr_mg0ojgUooi1rb3nz8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524810953http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524810953Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:54:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2xraYItN1r1mrcso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KrmkwZaIM0&feature=g-u-u">x</a></em></p> </blockquote>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524803520http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524803520Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:54:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/385273f719f6e894c5334fb5eda4e651/tumblr_mg0sqz1bS31ra6loxo1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small><a href="https://twitter.com/1DAlerts">+</a></small></p> </blockquote>http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524792285http://zaynkeepsmesane.tumblr.com/post/39524792285Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:53:52 -0500